Morning F*ckery Coffee

MoFu…Morning Fuckery Coffee

Well, here we are…I guess i can baldly say that we are a different kind of coffee seller, a little bit weird maybe, but don’t worry, we do think a lot when choosing what to offer. We sell special kind of elixir, gourmet coffee, specialty beans,many names but one is sure, quality and taste. We roast coffee on same day as we ship it to You, so it keeps freshness at it’s best.

But why MoFu, morning fuckery? Because life is full of stress and issues here and there, and coffee is one good thing that helps to keep shit together. Raw as it is. Too many people struggle so maybe this ironic dark concept of sarcastic coffee bean will help you not only by the taste of the coffee but with all this you see and read. Mofu is collecting a dollar from every sale to donate once a month different mental health charity organisations. Im pretty sure not much people will read it but yeah every customer helps us to help others.

All our coffee roasters facilities are certified and compliant with strict regulations, including FDA regulations.
We have Fair Trade, SHG, SHB, and more. 

The Specialty Coffee Association of America (SCAA) defines specialty coffee as coffee that scores more than 80 points on a 100 point scale. The grading allows for only 5 “defects” per 12 ounces, making it the purest class of coffee beans on the planet!

The unique thing about specialty coffee is that it is only found in certain “micro-climates’ – little pockets around the world where the conditions are just right. This means every batch of specialty coffee has a distinct and singular flavor profile. The extremely sophisticated nature of specialty coffee means it can only be grown in a handful of locations on earth, and not even Starbucks uses specialty coffee!